Friday, April 28, 2006

Playdough WWF

Scene:
3 year old boy and his 15 month sister.

What's at stake:
One pot of green play dough.

The fight:
The 15 month old snatches a blob of play dough from her brother. It remains in her clenched fist.

Fists raised, the posture of a wrestler on TV, the 3 year old issues a SCARY threat:

“I WILL SQUASH YOU LIKE A PLAYDOUGH!I WILL BURST YOU LIKE A BALLOON!”

As in war, it is the silent threat which is the most deadly. Jamming the playdough in her mouth, the 15 month old coats the entire blob of play dough with her SALIVA.

Fight over.

1 Comments:

Anonymous ivn said...

That's germ warfare that is.

Coupled with asset denial and poison pill tactics.

Wah... Tough woman.

7:33 PM  

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