Playdough WWF
Scene:
3 year old boy and his 15 month sister.
What's at stake:
One pot of green play dough.
The fight:
The 15 month old snatches a blob of play dough from her brother. It remains in her clenched fist.
Fists raised, the posture of a wrestler on TV, the 3 year old issues a SCARY threat:
“I WILL SQUASH YOU LIKE A PLAYDOUGH!I WILL BURST YOU LIKE A BALLOON!”
As in war, it is the silent threat which is the most deadly. Jamming the playdough in her mouth, the 15 month old coats the entire blob of play dough with her SALIVA.
Fight over.
3 year old boy and his 15 month sister.
What's at stake:
One pot of green play dough.
The fight:
The 15 month old snatches a blob of play dough from her brother. It remains in her clenched fist.
Fists raised, the posture of a wrestler on TV, the 3 year old issues a SCARY threat:
“I WILL SQUASH YOU LIKE A PLAYDOUGH!I WILL BURST YOU LIKE A BALLOON!”
As in war, it is the silent threat which is the most deadly. Jamming the playdough in her mouth, the 15 month old coats the entire blob of play dough with her SALIVA.
Fight over.
posted by Carrie at 7:39 PM
1 Comments:
That's germ warfare that is.
Coupled with asset denial and poison pill tactics.
Wah... Tough woman.
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