Yeep

There is a mouse in the house.

Gary saw him first, scampering from the downstairs toilet to somewhere beneath Shane’s bath tub.

Then Grace saw IT in the kitchen.

The fella is small. Katz, if you’re reading this, it is exactly like the one in Leedon Road. It does this special ninja trick where it squeezes into the tiniest of crannies. Because I can’t find it, in my imaginations it is everywhere.

I want to set a trap but Grace told me that if I kill one mouse, the rest of the pack will return and gnaw everything in the house IN REVENGE.

Drats.