Sunday, October 30, 2005

wishful thinking

Gary: Have you noticed that Grace is getting fatter?

Me: Uhuh.

Gary: Dyou know what this means?

Me: Oh, 2 more months to Christmas. She still has time to slim down to see her boyfriend in the Philippines.

Gary: You don’t get it!

Me: What?

Gary: Her boyfriend will reject her for becoming plump and then she’ll have to come back and work for us FOREVER!